thumperdaetime:

theblob1958:

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you’ll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

me (scared & alone) out in the wider world trying to broaden my horizons:

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celiavonhinten:

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peppermintsticks:

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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greelin:

“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war

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lastvalyrian:

beemovieerotica:

thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

You get on the bus and then everyone does the Flintstones thing

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heartseeker:

heartseeker:

guerrillatech:

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

SHES TURNING 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hawkeabelas:

while kissing my cat’s little head: you’re a problem *smooch* you’re a terror *smooch* you’re a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*

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valtsv:

valtsv:

had a surreal experience at work this morning. i was the only person on the floor when we opened and a customer came over and was like “do you mind if i ask you for help with something?” and when i jokingly said “i don’t think you have much of a choice to be honest” he replied “we always have a choice” and then we both just stood there opposite each other like rival wizards of light and dark for several moments.

ALT

it literally felt like this

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madwriterintheattic:

Quoth the raven, “Who the hell is Edgar?”

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animentality:

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